The Tom and Jack Podcast
That is Pathetic

That is Pathetic

May 18, 2019

Talking bout home but we can't go Tom and Jack, I guess that's why we left, so we could take a step, keep moving and forget the rest.

This week there's Here's a Thing what Annoyed Me This Week about internet abuse and unwanted gifts. There's also Jack's App Thing... with a lie detector test. PLUS new feature 'The Said the Thing!' featuring the Walking Dead saying 'The Walking Dead' on 'The Walking Dead'. Also there is eclectic chat from such far ranging topics as planning Jack's stag do and What's the Most racist Thing We Heard This Week? Originally broadcast 17/05/2019. Priceless!

 

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

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Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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And That is a Euphemism

And That is a Euphemism

April 27, 2019

When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos, then they clear the lane I go solo, the meaning of all of that, some media is the Tom & Jack, as your believe it's true, it blows me through the roof. Suckers.

This week there's basketball assaults and relationship advice from the newly engaged-to-be-wed Jack Short. What Annoyed Us This Week was rude people and people playing music off your phone. There's another App review as we look at each other' hands and the Life Waster Chronicles features a picture of a bear. Future baby. Originally broadcast 27/04/2019. 

 

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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I Had a Disgusting Meal and It’s Ruined My Marriage

I Had a Disgusting Meal and It’s Ruined My Marriage

April 19, 2019

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door, ready to make an entrance, so Tom & Jack on up ('cause you know about to rip s**t up).

What's wrong with the audio? Good question, thanks for asking. Jack did something wrong. This week sees Annoyed Us topics cat excrement, political correctness and feedback cards. There's 'the Roly-Poly Tom Project' and a hugely exciting Reality Bustin' update. Plus two new features - the Life Waster Chronicles and Jack's App thing.. Originally broadcast 19/04/2019. 

 

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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Pickpocketed His Sanity

Pickpocketed His Sanity

April 6, 2019

Tell me is the Tom & Jack of the pool balls, neon buzzin'? Telephone's ringin', it's your second cousin.

After a looong illness ridden sabbatical Tom & Jack. Jack's in a place called vertigo with his overstated sickness and Tom is just fine, thanks for asking. Things that have annoyed us include upsetting tricks to the doctor and dream affairs. Jack has his reality busted as Tom applies for the role of town crier in his name. And we all learn about racist pickpockets in What's the Most racist Thing You've Heard This Week? Buy crumpets - now. Originally broadcast 04/04/2019

 

‘Jack’s’ town crier application can be found here

Here's our application for Hunted

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Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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We Could See People Using the Urinals

We Could See People Using the Urinals

March 15, 2019
Cornered the boy, kicked out at the world .The world kicked Tom & Jack a lot effing harder now. If you wanna try, if you wanna try. There's no worse you could do. Uh oh oh.
 
This week sees the long awaited return of TripAdvisor based feature A Spoonful of Weather. Plus there's far ranging chat from Mark Francois experience in the TAs, paint balling with Robin Gibb, Have I Got News for BORING, Topcat and Christian murder mysteries. Scouts for adults. Originally broadcast 15/03/2019.
 
Does He Need Any Tips?

Does He Need Any Tips?

March 8, 2019

Talk behind my Tom & Jack but to my face they say nothing. Stand up in the dance, keep a firm steady stance. Keep the beanies touching, keep the beanies hot flushing. This week internet dating, computer troubles and shower calls. What Annoyed Us was 1 star reviews, scrumpy urine and anti-vegan patrols. PLUS an application for Hunted and e-book authory. 11 minutes and 49 seconds for DOG. Originally broadcast 08/03/2019. 

 

Here's our application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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Don’t Do a MOMO

Don’t Do a MOMO

March 2, 2019

And after about ten dear minutes, he was Tom & Jack in the game.Thought he was done man, thought he was finished, but he's Tom & Jack up again. Hello! This week there's bull masteefs, raw chicken and a heartfelt apology of behalf of Tom's uncle Jim Ratcliffe, the UK's richest man. This week homework for Jesus, frozen sandwiches and dearest MOMO annoyed us. Plus Soft Lad Gyms LTD is gathering steam and is coming to a Dragon's Den near you. Give me your gun. Originally broadcast on 01/03/2019.

 

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The Apprentice

The Apprentice

February 9, 2019
Dreams don't last forever. Why you wanna fix me? See, if the police don't take it. God forsake it, I can't take it, why you stab me in the Tom & Jack? Hello! Two new features this week: Reality Busters and What's Wrong with You Tom/Jack/Both of You? There's also old favourite Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and a brief Vloggers Gone Wild. Tom's used an internet pseudonym to blag an interview to appear on the Apprentice and Jack has listened to him talk about it. Originally broadcast 09/10/2019.

 

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Some Things Don’t Wash Away

Some Things Don’t Wash Away

January 28, 2019

I'm I'm Tom & Jack in your face like I've never been away, I'm Tom & Jack in your face and it's where I'm gonna stay. This week there's Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This combined with You Must Be Drunk into one mega-feature. Rejoice as we take pops at Saxon toilet products and the National Lottery. Delight in tales of joint accounts and Twitter scams and Christians. And there's an update on Tom's quest to become a TikTok superstar. Originally broadcast 28/01/2019

 

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I Do Have a Friend Who is Just a Pair of Legs

I Do Have a Friend Who is Just a Pair of Legs

January 19, 2019
And I told about equality and it's true either you're wrong or you're right. But, if you're thinkin' 'bout my baby it don't matter if you're Tom & Jack or white.

 

This week there is 2019's first instalment of Vloggers Gone Wild. It's a double header with ACE Family's lollipops and RiceGum's gambling children. Plus meandering chat from Fixodent to street fights and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week featuring Bregzit and Neeeewsbeat. Gary Newman did it. Originally broadcast 19/01/2019.

 

As promised, here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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