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Repatriation: a Thomas Cook Story

Repatriation: a Thomas Cook Story

October 14, 2019

I sit Tom & Jack with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag of this weed, it gives me the s**t needed to be, the most meanest MC on this—on this Earth.

 

This week there's tales from the front of being involved in the biggest repatriation since Dunkirk. Lions led by donkeys. Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us - everything but also McDonald's, powercuts and seat stealers. We touch base with the world of vanity in Vloggers Gone Wild and discuss Thomas Crook and baked beans. I haven't tasted fish like that since my wife died. Originally broadcast 14/10/2019.

 

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I’ve Got No More Masculate to Im

I’ve Got No More Masculate to Im

September 8, 2019

While my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun. He says death will give us Tom & Jack to god, just like the setting sun, its return to the lonesome ocean.

This week the Things What Have Annoyed Us are a homeless Inspector Gadget coat, Willy Wonka and dogging. In Reality Bustin' we plan to get on the Mail Online, boycott Whispnade Zoo and branch into merchandise with our own range of cards. Plus chat about MK1, Rick Waller, barbeques, Play Your Cards Right, Sunday Headaches, the Queen and Tony Blair. Originally broadcast 08/09/2019.

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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What Would You Like Me to Do?

What Would You Like Me to Do?

August 18, 2019

He was a skater boy, she said, "see you later, boy", he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space, she needed to come Tom & Jack down to Earth.

 

This week that was there's chat about scouts (again), holiday biscuits and how chocolate bars can help you identify health issues. We beg the zoo to let us be bitten by an animal in honour of Mike Posner, Air B'n'Bs and bonfires Annoyed Us This Week and we respond to the Ingham family's response to us. Respond. I did leave a Tazmanian Devil in the toilet. Original broadcast 18/08/2019.

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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With Our Glass-Eyed Mannequins

With Our Glass-Eyed Mannequins

July 27, 2019

Oh, what a night. Late December Tom & Jack in '63. What a very special time for me, as I remember, what a night.

 

This week there's talk of degrees, plastic and the new wave of satire being surfed. Things what annoyed us this week included haircuts, wasps, aftershave, appalling train services and bus people. Plus the murky world of vloggers is revisited in Vloggers Gone Wild - this week the Ingham family are selling a plastic copy of their new born child for a very reasonable price. Download please. SEND STRING TO NORTHWESTERN RAIL - the fire is lit. Originally broadcast 26/07/2019. 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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No.6 Collaborations Project Album Review: A Freelance Arkela

No.6 Collaborations Project Album Review: A Freelance Arkela

July 13, 2019

I never heard Carrickfergus ever sang so sweet, acapella in the bar using her feet for a beat, I could have that voice playing on repeat for a week and in this Tom & Jacked out room swear she was singing to me.

This week we review the superb new album Collobrations Project No. 6 by Ed Sheeran (featuring the hit new single I Don't Care). Plus there is on-going planning of Jack's scout-do. Things what have annoyed us include dung beetles, cheerleading, Argos and estate agents. AND we take a look at the time the TV show Neighbours said the word 'Neighbours.' Oo, keyboard. Originally broadcast 13/07/2019. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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As the Parking Had Run Out

As the Parking Had Run Out

June 21, 2019

I had to find the passage Tom & Jack to the place I was before, relax said the night man, we are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

This week there's Rory Stewart, appalling local radio jingles and dead neighbours. Things What Annoyed Us This Week & a Spoonful of Weather featuring the best of the worst TripAdvisor reviews. Plus there's the best made up nonsense the internet has to offer. Also, a table collapsed on a load of old people. Originally broadcast 21/06/2019. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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The Weaklings

The Weaklings

May 28, 2019

And did you think this fool could never win, well look at me, I'm coming Tom & Jack again. I got a taste of love in a simple way and if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away.

It's finally here. Your chance to to invest in world-changing company Soft Lad Gyms. What has been called "the opportunity of the life times" by Tom, is now on Kickstarter (approval pending)!Support if for God's sake. There's also a podcast going on; what annoyed us was the Chucker and attention seeker. There's also plenty of George Galloway pretending to be a cat (sorry) and a study of a racist vlogger. What all that!? Yes all that. Originally broadcast 27/05/2019. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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That is Pathetic

That is Pathetic

May 18, 2019

Talking bout home but we can't go Tom and Jack, I guess that's why we left, so we could take a step, keep moving and forget the rest.

This week there's Here's a Thing what Annoyed Me This Week about internet abuse and unwanted gifts. There's also Jack's App Thing... with a lie detector test. PLUS new feature 'The Said the Thing!' featuring the Walking Dead saying 'The Walking Dead' on 'The Walking Dead'. Also there is eclectic chat from such far ranging topics as planning Jack's stag do and What's the Most racist Thing We Heard This Week? Originally broadcast 17/05/2019. Priceless!

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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And That is a Euphemism

And That is a Euphemism

April 27, 2019

When some deny it, defy if I swing bolos, then they clear the lane I go solo, the meaning of all of that, some media is the Tom & Jack, as your believe it's true, it blows me through the roof. Suckers.

This week there's basketball assaults and relationship advice from the newly engaged-to-be-wed Jack Short. What Annoyed Us This Week was rude people and people playing music off your phone. There's another App review as we look at each other' hands and the Life Waster Chronicles features a picture of a bear. Future baby. Originally broadcast 27/04/2019. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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I Had a Disgusting Meal and It’s Ruined My Marriage

I Had a Disgusting Meal and It’s Ruined My Marriage

April 19, 2019

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door, ready to make an entrance, so Tom & Jack on up ('cause you know about to rip s**t up).

What's wrong with the audio? Good question, thanks for asking. Jack did something wrong. This week sees Annoyed Us topics cat excrement, political correctness and feedback cards. There's 'the Roly-Poly Tom Project' and a hugely exciting Reality Bustin' update. Plus two new features - the Life Waster Chronicles and Jack's App thing.. Originally broadcast 19/04/2019. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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