The Tom and Jack Podcast

The Loneliness Tax

Until you find it there, and lead it, Tom & Jack, home. Wake me up inside, wake me up inside; call my name and save me from the dark. It's the all new adventures of Tom & Jack! New kit, same old nonsense. Third, fourth and fifth degree burns and security scan emails. Late deliveries and poor directions. Bohemian Rhapsody reviews and sincere vlogger interviews. Learning to play Snack Bingo and Etymology Corner. Delicious. Mild audio issues due to new kit. Originally broadcast 22/11/2018.

 

 

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A Homeless Weasley

I just wonder what it’s gonna take; another foreign or a bigger chain? Because no matter how my life has changed, I keep on looking Tom & Jack on better days, better days. Trolley tokens at the ready - it's time for another pod! There are  chiropractic relationship adjustments and Go-Karting panic attacks to brighten up boring lives. We'll soil ourselves to Just Tattoo of Us and clean each other with Mrs Hinch before learning to walk AND make sandwiches with Zoella. And we all know how rude Jack is but just where does the word rude come from? More questions than answers, guaranteed. #porn Originally broadcast 11/11/2018.

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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HeeBee BeeGees IV: Communicating with Robin Gibb's Ghost

My woman takes me higher, my woman keeps me warm. What you doin' on your Tom & Jack, aah? What you doin' on your Tom & Jack, aah? You should be dancing, yeah. Hello! Cesareans, eating curry, flu jabs and spooky vlogger apologies. And it's the final EVER HeeBee Bee Gees AND we listen to the last chapter of the War of the Worlds. Spooky ennit? Have a Diet Coke for God's sake. Originally broadcast 27/10/2018. 

  

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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Wear a Coat When You Go For a Walk

Don't look Tom & Jack into the sun. You've cast your plans but you're on the run and all the lies you said, who did you save? Sean(n) Walsh, speeding partners, Chief Constable Babe & eyebrow touchery. Join us as we sit in an internet cafe, crying. There's Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, Why Did I Google That?, War of the Worlds, Zoella's latest book in Vloggers Gone Wild and a corner of etymology. Sit down, be quiet and obey the law. And for God's sake don't touch my boot.  Originally broadcast 12/10/2018.

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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That is One of the Ugliest People I've Ever Seen

With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven. Seven even Tom & Jack do little Joe.
I picked up the cash flow, then we played bones, and I'm yellin' domino. This week that was there's annoying pictures 'n' blurbs on Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the difficult issue of beauty vloggers in Vlogger Gone Wild, the reddest weed in War of the Worlds and it's all closed up nice and tight with a ring of muscle in Etymology Corner. Now with 33% extra chat. Originally broadcast 06/10/2018. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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What Do You Want? I'm Busy

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments, faded way too long, I'm floating in and out of consciousness. And they sayin' I'm Tom & Jack, I'd agree with that. This week there's heavy breathing seels, gambling on stopping Kony and birthdays, birthdays, birthdays. Join the frustrations with Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week, drink in the TripAdvisor reviews from A Spoonfull of Weather, hide behind the sofa for the War of the Worlds and Jack-in for Etymology Corner. Plus Jack's done some bleepin' offensive con-bleeeep. Originally broadcast 23/09/2018.

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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I F**king Hate This S**t

Then the loud sound did seem to fade, came Tom & Jack like a slow voice on a wave of phase haze - that weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive. Tom & Jack are back! There's Slenderman, hairloss, zero hour contracts and Brookside. Plus a pringle-infused, congested Here's a Thing What Has Annoyed Us This Week and a heart-breaking, end of days Vloggers Gone Wild. We'll chuck in analysis of the War of the Worlds and a corner of Etymology, gratis. Download and KEEP THAT COOL. Audio quality will vary. Originally broadcast 15/09/2018.

  

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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Drake.

I ain't havin' that, this is the millennium of Aftermath. It ain't gonna be nothin' after that. So give me one more platinum plaque and eff rap, you can have it Tom & Jack. This week Tom recovers manfully from his illness and Jack offers no sympathy or support of any description and is actually quite unhelpful. There's a funeral, local radio based Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the listening party for the War of the Worlds heats up, Celebrity Big Brother is revisited in Y'Alright? and there's a sack full of Etymology Corner. Plus chat as far ranging as onomatopoeias, Dr Pepper and rap beef. Make of that what you can. Originally broadcast 07/09/2018.

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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BONUS: Logan Paul vs KSI Commentary: Float Like a Lettuce, Sting Like a Dog

So here we are at last. The moment we've all been waiting for. Vloggers punching each other in the face. Join us for the Biggest Thing on the Internet Ever™ as we drink reasonably priced lager and watch it all unfold.

We learn about the Fisherman's Bluff, Tom & Jerry kids, Jack's embarrassing gait, the horror that was Mad Cow disease and many other things that aren't boxing. Tune in to what we've decided was a wry comment on modern internet culture and not just two men sat on a sofa. 

Listen to our normal podcast: https://tomandjack.podbean.com/e/taylor-swift-1535372133/

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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Taylor Swift.

Caught up in circles confusion, is nothing new, Tom & Jack - warm nights, almost left behind.
Suitcases of memories, time after sometimes. Tom & Jack return! This week there's chatter about wedding, vicars with Xboxes and Fathers 4 Justice. There's a Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week featuring Tom's ongoing cowardice and bugs in rice, the perlilous journey through War of the World is continued and there's a scattological Etymology Corner. PLUS in this week's hotly anticipated Vloggers Gone Wild there are extended highlights of commentary of the flaccid clas of the titans that was Logan Paul & KSI's boxing match. You can listen to the unabridged version here. Originally broadcast 26/08/2018.

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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