The Tom and Jack Podcast

Turn the Milk Chocolatey

Knick Tom & Jack paddy whack give the dog a bone. Tom & Jack return and garble on about dead grandparents, vaping, anoraks and TV shows that they've watched. There's also a bumper Why Has This Annoyed Me So Much? featuring men in cargo pants, poor train directions, coats and mislabeled coffee. Plus there's what is looking like the penultimate Dapper Laughs News. AND some classical music returns with a bang. Join us as we pod through the eye of a needle! Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 26/01/2018. 

 

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Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

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Ill Advised Dream Chase

Tom & Jack in business! This week Tom & Jack sit in a basement and discuss Don McClean, Muller Yoghurts and autograph hunters. There's also the continuation of brand new features for 2018 including Why Has This Annoyed Me So Much? and Dapper Laughs New where we keep an eye on Vine comedian Dapper Laughs and his antics in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Oh and some classical music because why would we think to do anything else? Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 22/01/2018. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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Dodge the Pantomime Horse

Don't look Tom & Jack in anger, I heard you say. Tom & Jack return with almost no audio issues! There's a second instalment of Here's a Thing That's Annoyed Me This Week and a massive bumper Y'Alright? starring everyone's favourite internet perv sensation Dapper Laughs. Plus there's masses of chat - from cowardly TV license interactions to rickety boilers via the Beatles and the Suffragette movement. Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 12/01/2018. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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Not Original But Good

Tom & Jack to the future. Tom & Jack are back for 2018! In a Tom's brand new flat with uniquely poor acoustics Tom & Jack bring you a wry look at Logan Paul's suicide vlog, some fascinating Christmas and New Year chat and a lovely piece of classical music. Potentially, but in now way definitely, this was broadcast on Radio Bicester. Unfortunately some audio in the middle is missing but as Jack always says "you can't eat an egg, without breaking [an] egg" (sic). Also we're being featured on #2PodsaDay, for more great podcasts check out their social media pages. Originally broadcast 05/01/2018. 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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The Christmas Special II: The Rat Soon Left After Eating Its Fill

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Tom & Jack-frost nipping at your nose. Hello and welcome, to the Christmas special. In this festive show, Tom & Jack receive their Secret Santa presents but have no idea who gave them. There's also a seasonal Spoonful of Weather where they look at the best of the worst TripAdvisor reviews. There's also a Christmassy piece of classical music. Extremely mild spoilers about the hilariously bad bits of Star Wars: The Last Jedi and chat about the Apprentice, crematorium mysteries and much more. Bring a spare sock. Merry end of December - God bless us, everyone. Originally broadcast 22/12/2017. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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A Baked Egg

Here come the Tom and Jack, galaxy defenders. Tom and Jack decide to squeeze a podcast in before seeing the appalling The Last Jedi film. Tom is exhausted from actually working, while Jack boasts about beating a load of old women to prove he is a master baker. There's also a Not News featuring lifestyle human Zoella and a You Must Be Drunk featuring town cryer Liam Gallagher. Plus chat about Secret Santa and an ambitiously recorded piece of classical music. See in app for details. Originally broadcast 15/12/2017. 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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The Granny Buttons Sessions

Old Tom and Jack-Donald had a farm. Ee-i-ee-i-o. Tom and Jack have had some recording issues lately so here's something to tide you over. This is a collection of assorted noises that have never before been available in podcast form. Featuring George Harrison, Russell Howard, a lost Hee Bee Bee Gees, President William McKinnley and some swearing on Radio Bicester. The swearing was publicly chastised but privately condoned by all involved. As Jack said at the time "you can't eat an egg without breaking (sic) egg." Enjoy. Originally broadcast 11/12/2017. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

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Salty Sugar

Bostick Blu Tom & Jack: It's Stronger Than You Think. This week the podcast comes from Jack's flat. Jack tells a story about winning an imaginary trophy in Liverpool, there's a Y'Alright featuring disgraced vlogger Jack Maynard and a dog-based Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh. Now with 33% extra swearing. Originally broadcast 25/11/2017. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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Pornographer

Don't call it a come Tom and Jack, I've been here for years. This week there's chat about Jack being on the radio, Jack's holiday and GIFs. Plus there's a look at affordable ways of speaking to the dead, a double Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh and it's finished with some classical music. Originally broadcast 17/11/2017. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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What is a Gromit?

Hit the road Tom & Jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more. This week there's an Osama Bin Laden-tinged Not News, the TripAdvisor collation that is A Spoonful of Weather PLUS discussion of Lord Sugar's diabetes in Ba Dum Bum Apprentissssh and some classical music. Featuring loads of mad, caffeinated chat. Good one, yeah? Originally broadcast 03/11/2017. 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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