The Tom and Jack Podcast

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Disgraced radio hosts bicker for your amusement

Episodes

Feb 9, 2019

The Apprentice

Feb 9, 2019

58 min

Dreams don't last forever. Why you wanna fix me? See, if the police don't take it. God forsake it, I can't take it, why you stab me in the Tom & Jack? Hello! Two new features this week: Reality Busters and What's Wrong with You Tom/Jack/Both of You? There's also old favourite Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and a brief Vloggers Gone Wild. Tom's used an internet pseudonym to blag an interview to appear on the Apprentice and Jack has listened to him talk about it. Originally broadcast 09/10/2019.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Jan 28, 2019

Some Things Don't Wash Away

Jan 28, 2019

40 min

I'm I'm Tom & Jack in your face like I've never been away, I'm Tom & Jack in your face and it's where I'm gonna stay. This week there's Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This combined with You Must Be Drunk into one mega-feature. Rejoice as we take pops at Saxon toilet products and the National Lottery. Delight in tales of joint accounts and Twitter scams and Christians. And there's an update on Tom's quest to become a TikTok superstar. Originally broadcast 28/01/2019

As promised, here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Jan 19, 2019

I Do Have a Friend Who is Just a Pair of Legs

Jan 19, 2019

51 min

And I told about equality and it's true either you're wrong or you're right. But, if you're thinkin' 'bout my baby it don't matter if you're Tom & Jack or white.

This week there is 2019's first instalment of Vloggers Gone Wild. It's a double header with ACE Family's lollipops and RiceGum's gambling children. Plus meandering chat from Fixodent to street fights and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week featuring Bregzit and Neeeewsbeat. Gary Newman did it. Originally broadcast 19/01/2019.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Jan 12, 2019

Ed Sheeran II

Jan 12, 2019

56 min

I've been watching you walk, I've been learning the way that you talk. The Tom & Jack of your head is at the front of my mind; soon I'll crack it open just to see what's inside your mind. Hello! It's back for 2019 due to unpopular demand. This week we kick off discussing New Year, New Year's Resolutions and murder. There's everyone's favourite feature a Spoonful of Weather featuring TripAdvisor reviews PLUS old favourites Etymology Corner and Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week. Originally broadcast 12/01/2019.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Dec 29, 2018

The Very, Very Best of the Tom & Jack Podcast (from 2018)

Dec 29, 2018

1hr 25 min

Hello. And what a year it's been that it just was. So many memories, so many crass, ill-thought out mutterings on this podcast. Why not listen to some of our favourite bits (from the old episodes we could be bothered to listen to). And an auld lang syne to all.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Dec 23, 2018

The Christmas Special III: Drowning in a Ball Pit

Dec 23, 2018

47 min

Those Christmas lights, light up the street. Maybe they'll bring her Tom & Jack to me. Then all my troubles will be gone, oh Christmas lights keep shining on.

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid. This week there's a Christmassy Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week and the exchanging of Secret Santa gifts. Plus there's the final every Zoella's Cosy Tip with all your Christmas essential. And an Etymology Corner. See you in 2019! Originally broadcast 23/12/2018.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Dec 17, 2018

My Milking a Cow Blindfolded Badge

Dec 17, 2018

45 min

If I could turn Tom & Jack time, if I could find a way. I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay.

Tune in to here two men panicking as they realise the Apprentice final is about to start. We talk about Brexit, when wasps go mad, children spitting, SNL and scouts, scouts, scouts. There are things that have annoyed us this week, a Christmas Etymology Corner and we learn to put meat on a slab with Zoella. Dial two 9s into your phone and a third when necessary. Originally broadcast 16/12/2018.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Dec 9, 2018

Soft Lad Gym

Dec 9, 2018

56 min

Why can't you see? Come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack, come Tom & Jack to me. And I know I was wrong, when I said it was true, that it couldn't be me and be her in between - without you.

Jack is tired. Tom's been blocked by Alan Sugar. BUT together, they make it work. Here are some things that happen in this audio file - skaghead wheely bin thieves, Pinky & the Brain, ongoing TikTok fame, preemptive self-defence and good vibe's [sic]. Plus Here's a Thing That's Annoyed Me This Week, the Cain and Abel of Youtuber in Vloggers Gone Wild and Etymology Corner. Return to energiser. Originally broadcast 08/12/2018.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Dec 3, 2018

Nice, Albeit Arrogant and Naive

Dec 3, 2018

59 min

You got your hair combed Tom & Jack and your sunglasses on, baby.
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong - after the boys of summer have gone.

This week join us for a Sunday headache and a bloody sundae brain-freeze. There's perverse Christmas covers and a flat battery in HATWAMTW, a cosy tip from friend of the pod Zoella and "an enclosed space used for storage" of an Etymology Corner. PLUS in You Must Be Drunk there is much laughing and gnashing of teeth as Pharrell promises us a special reward if we don't destroy the world. Go and get in your car. Originally broadcast 02/12/2018.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done

Nov 25, 2018

You're Not Having a TikTok

Nov 25, 2018

50 min

Too long I roam in the night - I'm coming Tom & Jack to his side, to put it right. I'm coming home to wuthering, wuthering, Wuthering Heights. This week that only lasted three days we learn how to become a TikTok superstar and lay out a cheeseboard with the help of Zoella. There's pottery painting and the theme tune for Of Mice & Men. Plus we examine a video shown AROUND the world as Logan Paul comes out as a flat earth-er. Originally broadcast 24/11/2018.

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here.

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella.

Watch Japanese House Cafe

Interview we done