The Tom and Jack Podcast

Ed Sheeran.

Just to prove that my love is true. Oh, for you baby. 'Till you come Tom & Jack to me. That's what I'm gonna do. This week there's a new feature where we look at our favourite lost pieces of popular culture; first up is Winnebago Man. There's also a hot cup of chat covering deallng with road rage, divorce, grammar nazis and the forthcoming Terry Waite the musical. No podcast would be complete without a look at Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds. Download nad listen today. Or don't. We couldn't care fewer. Originally broadcast 17/08/2018. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

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You're An Embarrassment to Me

You know, if you break my heart I'll go, but I'll be Tom and Jack again. 'Cause I told you once before goodbye, but I came Tom and Jack again. This week there's chatter as far ranging as racist politcians, funny t-shirts and vomitting in public. There's also a phone-losing, watch analysing Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, we continue the journey through Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds, a Pokemon Wedding and a micturation-themed Etymology Corner. Pour a glass of crisp sauvignon blanc and settle in. Originally broadcast 10/08/2018.

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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The McCarthy Gunman

Don't look Tom & Jack into the sun, you've cast your plans but you're on the run, and all the lies you said, who did you save? Join us as we keep Jack sober for just under an hour. This week there's a chemical, drug-induced Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, the MOST infuriating Vloggers Gone Wild with the worst person we've ever met, a majestic listen along to the War of the Worlds and a priapic Etymology Corner. A pint of prawns - £3.95. Originally broadcast 27/07/2018.

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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Can I Help You With Anything?

Carry me Tom & Jack, carry me Tom & Jack. Carry me Tom & Jack, baby, where I come from. Get ready to rate your eggs. This week there's chat about Croc, Nizlopi and car stickers. There's a Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This week all about doorstepping, there's a parental Vloggers Gone Wild and bol-lots of an Etymology Corner. We also answer the age old question - what are the chances of anything coming from Mars? Orginally broadcast 20/07/2018.

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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And Get Them to Pay Us

Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this - but uh, Tom & Jack to the lecture at hand. Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand. This week's tumble through psychosis features a cat-bathing, vomit-inducing Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week and a Weird and/or Stupid Things That I Overheard or Half Overheard with money-grabbing train idiots. PLUS a snorting Etymology Corner to round it all up. Also featuring meandering about Roald Dahl, books you may well have not read and Elvis Presley. Don't be snobberish, down that pint of ice cream and listen. Originally broadcast 14/07/2018.

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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New Money Scum

The only thing that's goin' happen is I'ma get to clapping and, he and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain, there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again, Tom & Jack through the system with the riff raff again. Tom & Jack return with Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, Part 2 of PointleshBlog's Vloggers Gone Wild and Etymology Corner. There's also the lesser spotted 'Jack's content' and plently of chatter about prophylactics, new money and custody Dads (they drink 'cause they're sad). Bring it all back, to you. Originally broadcast 29/06/2018. 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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She Should've Used a Hardback

You’ve been gone for so long, I’m runnin' out of time, I need a doctor, call me a doctor, I need a doctor, doctor, to bring me Tom & Jack to life. Tom & Jack return with content, content, content. First up there's a whopper of a Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week featuring mechanics and airports. Next a bumper Vloggers Gone Wild teaches us all a great deal about modern economics before finally it's all rounded up with a fishy Etymology Corner. Plus much chat about Lord Alan Sugar's tweets, memory loss and Bobby Sands. There is a lot of bleeped out swearing but tough, do your own podcast you *BLEEP*s. Originally broadcast 23/06/2018. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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It's Not Trouser Snakes

I was schooled with a strap right across my Tom & Jack, but it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas. This week there's content galore with an aborted Text Our Dads, a rhyming Here's a Thing What Annoyed Us This Week, a heart-breaking Vloggers Gone Wild and an Etymology Corner. Plus we wave goodbye to Nick Grimshaw, listen to the worst Million Pound Drop contestants of all time and introduce the latest dance craze. Upload, tune out and climb aboard. Originally broadcast 09/06/2018. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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A Burglar That Eats Sweetcorn

In Patterson that's just the way things go. If you're Tom & Jack you might as well not show up on the street, 'less you wanna draw the heat. Tom & Jack return from a sabbatical. Tom has been on holiday, Jack has bought a house. There's a new feature called 'I'm So Sorry Dad' when T&J text their fathers provocative things and await a response. There's also a brief 'Here's a Thing That Annoyed Me This Week' featuring crying on buses and going ape. As well it's the return of 'A Spoonful of Weather' featuring hilarious TripAdvisor reviews AND there's an Eytomology Corner. PLUS mad, manic chat about crack smoking neighbours and overweight children. Originally broadcast 26/05/2018.

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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Swiping My Days Away

I would rather not go, Tom & Jack to the old house, there's too many bad memories. Tom & Jack return with content, content, content. This week there's an optician and internet-dating focused Here's a Thing What Annoyed Me This Week, a brand new Star Wars quiz and we all learn where the term 'pussy willow' comes from in Etymology Corner. Put your hand in there and get your old Dad some nutes. Originally broadcast 04/05/2018. 

 

 

Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG)

And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing

Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted

Read Tom's full application for the Apprentice here. 

Here's us learning to cook with Zoella. 

Watch Japanese House Cafe 

Interview we done

 

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